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CHARACTERS ï INTERNET-GAMES.US ↠ Jen YatesTely humorous cakes in this collection some intentional and some not and this book may have you switching to ice cream for dessert But it s all in good or maybe gooey fun I bought this book for my daughter who makes cakes professionally so that she could see what not to do I got it home and could not resist having a browse but once into it I could not put it down and must confess it resist having a browse but once into it I could not put it down and must confess it without
*doubt one of *one of funniest *Books I Have ReadJen Yates *I have readJen Yates out misspellings poor design wedding disasters meaningless remarks holiday horrors new baby cakes plus some random wreckage All of it makes for great fun and plenty of belly laughs even if one cannot believe that professional cake makers would perpetrate such mistakesOne customer when asked what he wanted on the cake said Nothing and that is exactly what appeared on it the word Nothing Another asked for Somewhere over the rainbow and got the word Somewheres above some rainbow coloured icing And what about the customer who asked for God Bless Everyone inside a heart Heshe got exactly what she ordered for the top of the cake read God Bless Everyone Inside a heart And one customer asked for Congratulations with the lettering to be as small as possible yes you got it the cake read Congratulations As small As Possible And on the subject of fonts perhaps they were triplets or all having a birthday on the same day for the cake read Happy Birthday Hannah Large Font Cole and Allie Small Font Well the designer had carried out the instructions to the letter hadn t heshe You ve seen them online Now see them in book form Godawful cake disasters Glorious confectionary monstrosities Revel in gasps and giggles to mishaps likeSome of my favorite are the ones that include inadvertently snarky otesMaybe this isn t a true 5 star book from cover to cover some of the commentary and attempts to yuck it p fall flat however if you can make me laugh so hard that I cry you deserve an extra star or two This had me in tears two or three times before I finished Last night our library held a program on how to salvage cooking disasters Cake wrecks fit in so well with the topic that I had to take it home and read it all last night Author Jen Yates conceived her idea for the book from an email message sent by a friend you know one of those that get forwarded to everyo. Sarcasm and punny patter Combining all new material along with fan favorites and behind the scenes tidbits on the hardships and hilarity of running a popular blog 'Cake Wrecks' is sure to please both new and old fans alike Jen Yates has been a clown a cash office .
This book is hysterical and frighteninga train wreck of sugar and floursort of like Honey BooBooWhat s *Really Sad Is That Any *sad is that any of these cakes could have been made by yours truly ME I have a confession or twoI kill plantsI m so sorryI know they are living thingsI also kill cakesI don t know how it happensit just does They are afraid of me I thinkThey never stand p straight they fall over or sink in the middle they melt their own frosting or the frosting goes haywireWhen I went through this book it was like looking back at all the cakes I ve tortured in my life I feel so ashamed a sweet innocent cakeDon t let them fool you they have a mind of their own If you don t follow the directions just soThey can eruptand end p as hard as a rock as flat as a pancake or even explode in the oven trust me I ve seen it all and everything in betweenBut to tell you the truth the cakes in this book are far worse than most of my disastersno really they
*are honestmy only *HonestMy only photos are less than stellar maybe it s the subject matter No no it s the photographers for sureDamn shame great photos would have made this a full 5 stars How do you rate a humorous book like thisI rate them as followsHow hard did I laughDid my husband laugh I consider this the boygirl test do both sexes think its funny I should probably worry that I think two data points my husband and myself are enough for me to answer this Oh well that s why I majored in History and not statisticsDistractibility from real life can it make me forget about the fact that I m probably supposed to be working onPass around ability can I pass it around to distract all the workers in my office And to answer those estions I laughed my husband laughed my boss laughed and it s gotten a lot of attention at the work coffee table Listening to a giggle laugh track next to my desk definitely improves my work day For all the color photos that are priceless this is a pretty cheap book Absolutely worth it and much office friendly than FU Penguin What some of these cake decorators lack in penmanship they make The Tycoons Reluctant Cinderella up for in spelling errors And they seem to think that anything can be fixed by adding icing Gobs of icing Author and collector of wrecked cake pictures Jen Yates adds her comments with somewhat sarcastic and oftenizzical captions There are defini. From Jen the creator of the hit blog CakeWreckscom comes the best of the worst cakey creations out there the grammar goof The True King of Dahaar (A Dynasty of Sand and Scandal ups thenintentionally creepy the accidentally suggestive the More George W. Bushisms ugly the sad and the just plain funny all servedp with Jen's niue blend of wit. The Child Who Rescued Christmas / Firefighter with a Frozen Heart us So when we see a cake that s shaped like a plunger we know there s probably a story behind it too and if we re lucky a really funny one This book is a total laugh out loud tears streaming down the face riot The combination of disastrous cakes and the author s totally hilarious smart musingsuipscaptions makes for a hell of a great read The blurbs are never mean spirite if it weren t for that table on the ground floor of my store i don t think i would ever laugh and certainly not as much as this book has made me laugh i m very backwards i don t just naturally know about any of those blogs or websites that you people take for granted i just see books now that i know this exists on this computer thing i am going to check it out because this book made me cry with laughter i worked at be. Ccountant a Jungle Cruise skipper a small business owner a children's book inventory expeditor and a house painter She loves all types of cake and the people who make them especially if they share She currently lives in Florida with her husband John and their two ca.